31 October, 2010

What Liberal Media?



Or, why you should always make sure your phone is off. I have a friend who has experienced something similar. We all have made this mistake, but not all quite so painfully.
Assume you’re a reporter covering the AK Senate race. You probably don’t want to leave the following as a voice mail to the Joe Miller spokesperson:
FEMALE REPORTER: That’s up to you because you're the expert, but that’s what I would do...I’d wait until you see who showed up because that indicates we already know something...
[Laughter]
[INAUDIBLE]
FEMALE REPORTER: Child molesters...
MALE REPORTER: Oh yeah... can you repeat Joe Miller’s...uh... list of people, campaign workers, which one's the molester?
[INAUDIBLE]
FEMALE VOICE: We know that out of all the people that will show up tonight, at least one of them will be a registered sex offender.
[Laughter]
MALE REPORTER: You have to find that one person...
[INAUDIBLE]
FEMALE REPORTER: And the one thing we can do is ....we won’t know....we won’t know but if there is any sort of chaos whatsoever we can put out a twitter/facebook alert: saying what the... ‘Hey Joe Miller punched at rally.’
FEMALE REPORTER: Kinda like Rand Paul...I like that.
[Laughter]
FEMALE REPORTER: That’s a good one.
Or listen to the tape:
The Murkowski family is very powerful in AK. Former Governor Sarah Palin (R-AK) tried to clean this up, but obviously strong remnants remain. Do yourself a favor and use your favorite search engine to look up “Corrupt Bastards Club” sometime.
I assume these two people will not have jobs by the end of the day.
Of course, these two people worked for CBS, so I guess it shouldn’t be surprising.
And liberals have the audacity to call Fox News “Faux News”? Day by day, more and more evidence piles up on the other side, folks. Of course, we’ve mentioned the liberal talent at projection before.
It still appears that Miller is going to come out on the correct side of the flood, but that’s by no means certain. This is what he’s up against. This is what every GOP candidate in the nation is up against.
2 more days.

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