I Suppose I Should Be Glad About a New Obstacle to Assisted Suicide

But this seems like it would be something in The Babylon Bee. It isn’t. It’s Not The Babylon Bee.

Not a joke: German clinics are now requiring the Covid vaccine in order to get euthanized | Not the Bee

Now this is an absurd vax mandate. You have to be vaxxed before you’re allowed to kill yourself.

Umm…

No, I can’t.

Ok…I’m just going to say this.

If I’m looking at killing myself, fear of getting the China virus is probably not at the top of my list.

Irony has been declared many times in this pandemic but now, from Covid-riddled Germany comes the final proof: you can't kill yourself now unless you've been vaccinated. As European countries battle to limit the spread of the virus, Verein Sterbehilfe – the German Euthanasia Association – has issued a new directive, declaring it will now only help those who have been vaccinated or recovered from the disease.

I am of German descent, so I guess I have this in me, but I just have to say: Germans are crazy people.